<div><div dir="auto">Ha! Thanks, stephen!</div></div><div><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr">On Tue, Feb 26, 2019 at 12:42 PM Stephen Lawton <<a href="mailto:sl@afab.com">sl@afab.com</a>> wrote:<br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0 0 0 .8ex;border-left:1px #ccc solid;padding-left:1ex"><div lang="EN-US" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div class="m_-1253798858102902241WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Easy to do, Mac.  Think of a pyramid where your common relative is at the top. One level down are siblings. Next level down are first cousins. If you are on the first cousin level and someone else is the child of a first cousin, they are first cousins once removed. Your child and that child will be on the same level – second cousins.  And so it goes.<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Here’s where it gets interesting. Your relationship to you wife’s cousin’s great-grandmother is:  Those damned in-laws.<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Got it?<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d">Stephen<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#1f497d"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060"><u></u> <u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060">Stephen Lawton<u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060">Special Projects Editorial Director<u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060">SC Media, A Haymarket Media Publication<u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060">Office Phone Number: 503-747-5333<u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060"><a href="mailto:Stephen.Lawton@haymarketmedia.com" target="_blank">Stephen.Lawton@haymarketmedia.com</a><u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060">Twitter: <a href="http://twitter.com/afabmedia" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/afabmedia</a><u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060">Facebook:  <a href="http://facebook.com/SCMag" target="_blank">http://facebook.com/SCMag</a><u></u><u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060"><u></u> <u></u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#c0504d">Three things are certain: <u></u><u></u></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#c0504d">Death, taxes and lost data. <u></u><u></u></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#c0504d">Guess which has occurred.<u></u><u></u></span></i></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#c0504d">—Author Unknown<u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:11.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif";color:#002060"><u></u> <u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><i><span style="font-size:8.0pt;font-family:"Trebuchet MS","sans-serif";color:#7f7f7f">The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this mess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ter Tork from a cousin of mine, who grew up near his home town in Connecticut. My cousin's father owned a store near there, and Peter's parents were customers of his. Mr. and Mrs. Thorkelson (Peter's parents) used to complain to her dad about girls hiding out in the bushes outside their house in hopes of catching a glimpse of Peter.<u></u><u></u></p></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal">-- <br>Ipg-smz mailing list<br><a href="mailto:Ipg-smz@netpress.org" target="_blank">Ipg-smz@netpress.org</a><br><a href="http://netpress.org/mailman/listinfo/ipg-smz_netpress.org" target="_blank">http://netpress.org/mailman/listinfo/ipg-smz_netpress.org</a><u></u><u></u></p></blockquote></div></div><p class="MsoNormal">-- <u></u><u></u></p><div><p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Mac McCarthy<u></u><u></u></span></p><p style="margin:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""><u></u> <u></u></span></p><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Get my<b> "Wine Tasting 101" - Kindle Edition only $1.99</b><u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><u><span style="font-family:"Verdana","sans-serif";color:#0000ee"><a href="http://amzn.to/13GWHPI" target="_blank">http://amzn.to/13GWHPI</a></span></u><u></u><u></u></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Amazon Prime</span></b><span style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif""> members! <u>Borrow this book</u> <u>FREE</u>!<u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div></div>-- <br>
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