[Ipg-smz] Why I'm not going to CES

[Tom Henderson]

Fellow Guilders,

I'm not going this year. CES tracks that it would be my 42nd year.

One of the six thousand+ reasons I'm not going is embodied in the spirit 
of this message:

Hello Tom,

Last year we came to CES with a mockup of FoldiMate, the robotic laundry 
folder that quickly folds your laundry into neat piles so you can easily 
put them away. This year, we’d love for you to bring your laundry to the 
show … FoldiMate is bringing a fully functioning prototype!

See at https://foldimate.com  (updated press kit will be available 
nearer to CES)

FoldiMate takes all the time consuming work out of folding your laundry. 
Just clip your shirts, blouses, pants and towels into the FoldiMate 
clips and GO! Its ingenious design automatically adapts to the size of 
your garments and can whip through an entire load of laundry in just a 
few minutes. Now you can spend more time doing the things you want to do 
and your closets and drawers will thank you too!

Would you like to try FoldiMate out for yourself? Let me know if I can 
set up an appointment for you (and bring your laundry). We'll be at 
Unveiled and CES at Sands, Halls A-D - booth #42361.

Thanks for your time Tom.

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I wish I could write a SciFi story about the laundry folder gone wrong, 
how some Moldbanians were able to hack it, connecting to the NE USA 
power grid, hijacking it, only to be thwarted by The Dress That Could 
Not Be Folded, which caused it to kernel dump.

Tom


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