[Ipg-smz] High-quality gibberish

[Tom Geller]

Oh my god. I tried writing something complicated in Dutch on the plane, without access to Google Translate.

Here's how Google Translate back-translated it.

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In America, everything is lying. The keys on the Walk lights are placebos: Printing does nothing. If nobody follows the board on a board, she puts it on the wall again. And then again, because enforcement is expensive but words are good buy. And sneezing want to be "the bad guy". The food is fake, full of corn syrup and products from laboratories. I eat and eat and never feel satisfied.

I write about these things in Dutch; why do people who can not escape disturb? Ignorance is bliss.

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I'M DYING

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