[Ipg-smz] A PITCH SO WHACKY I'M NOT EVEN RESPONDING TO IT...

[Daniel Dern]

On Mon, 17 Jun 2019, Evan Schuman wrote:
> Y'know, if she could foresee some future mobile IT trends, I would SO 
> want to do this column.

You'd think she knew you were going to write it and already send you some 
quotable predictions, like

   5 Smartphones You'll See In Heaven
   In Hell or Limbo: Important Password Do's and Don't's
   De-favoriting as part of the divorce process
   Cloud services in Heaven: Sinfully Reliable!
   DC/BR For Your Prayers-in-progress